Oh, my, goodness, what a day I've had today. Anthony confined me to the office, his words were 'Stay put'. Well can you imagine I had Danny here feeding me with streams of coffee & tea all morning and the only receptical I had to releive myself in was the bucket in the corner for waste. I don't think Ayhan will be very pleased tonight when he cleans our office. It was just like being banged up within a room of 8 by 8. Now I am drinking apple juice so the aroma mixed with a little heat will lead Ayhan right to the source.

As soon as Anthony got back it was a long visit to the loo and out for a quick nicotine fix. I then began to look for some groovy things for my car. I do beleive VW Beetles should only be owned and driven my women. If men should wish to drive them then they should be made to dress like women. This is because all women drivers of Beetles wave to one another, MEN DON'T WAVE, in fact they either look away or pretend they haven't noticed you. What is it with them? So ladies and cross dressers only please to purchase and drive Beetles or MEN

LIGHTEN UP!